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Stop Hoarding all the toilet paper people. Stores wiped clean, but not our asses.

As wide spread panic crosses the entire world and paths of literally billions of people, so does a mass shortage of yes toilet paper.Why toilet paper though?Adding to the nation’s long list of worries sparked by the novel coronavirus pandemic, the shortage of toilet paper is real.

Store shelves in many places have been picked clean in recent days of single-ply and double-ply, single and jumbo rolls, the cheap stuff and the luxurious quilted squares, too.

Now, the lack of toilet paper in the United States has hit some Giant supermarkets and Costco stores. Amazon appeared to be down to single rolls of novelty toilet paper in some places Friday. Other stores handed out even single rolls and or singled packs of the same.

The one thing,that gets me, is why the hoarding of toilet paper, can’t eat that.

Corrections & Clarifications: An earlier version of this story misidentified the outbreak of coronavirus as a pandemic.
Keep calm and stop hoarding. The spread of coronavirus in the U.S. won’t wipe out our toilet paper supply. Or supplies of hand sanitizer, bottled water and ramen.
That is, unless the frenzied stampedes for hand sanitizer and bottled water continue at their current pace.


Just the other day I went to the supermarket because we were running out of toilet paper, not because we were going to hoard it, but because we quite simply needed to wipe our own asses also. We soon found out, there was none to be found.

Some people may seem poop out of luck when trying to buy toilet paper, at least momentarily. That’s because the COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak has led to toilet paper hoarding and subsequent shortages in stores in different parts of the world, such as Australia, Singapore, Hong Kong, Canada, and the U.S. among others as well.

The discrepancy between what people are doing and what authorities are saying has made many on social media to essentially ask the toilet paper stockpilers, “what are you doing.” Or “what have you done” or dung, such as this tweet:
Adam Liaw

If you are one of the people who has panic-bought a 6-month supply of toilet paper I think you should go home and look at your enormous pile of toilet paper and think about what you’ve done.

9:18 PM – Mar 2, 2020


MY NAME IS EVAN JENSEN A PARANORMAL EXPERT IF THERE IS SUCH A THING. I myself being involved at various aspects of the paranormal have come to realize it is a field riddled with conmen and frauds hoping to evade the public and con as many as possible. This paper I.E blog site has stopped many from doing such. It is a free site for those needing help and wishing to spread the news of there fellow con people.


2 thoughts on “Stop Hoarding all the toilet paper people. Stores wiped clean, but not our asses.

  1. I love this post-matter fact,this is why I love your site. And you don’t mind speaking plain facts.No political correctness here-and it’s well appreciated. As for people hoarding toilet paper,you were absolutely right.Why in “bat💩”are people hoarding toilet paper? The way I see is that it’s very stupid to hoard toilet paper and ignore the food because if you’re not eating, you’re not 💩💩 Also there’s a very low percentage of actual diarrhea occurring in the coronavirus sickness. That is-very few people experience the symptoms. It makes me wonder is there something else that’s triggering this panic for toilet paper. I guess it’s not for us to figure out idiocy but to concern ourselves with our own supplies,which no doubt have been also triggered by the overreaction of the media,who has the tunnel vision of affecting the upcoming election. This makes it hard when you can’t get real facts to prepare for anything important. I guess what we really need to figure out is what is causing the most danger right now and that is the media with their “fear porn” and their attacks on our leadership all because they want to separate us and cause chaos. Why you might ask because something is happening behind the scenes and they are very scared right now and the only way we can find out anything is to be patient and listen to the presidents updates.Thank you for being the consistent voice of reason and calm information. Please stay safe and stay consistently truthful.

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    Posted by loopycann | March 22, 2020, 2:13 pm
  2. thank you very much for this post, it was well said, well written and deeply appreciated. Sound advice as well.

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by BEYOND THE EDGE OF REALITY | March 23, 2020, 4:02 am
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