What an ass! paranologies president gets caught with family’s miniature donkey A Male donkey that is.

This is A satire article and  no public party should believe this to be real. How ever it certainly is probable.

What an ass! Arkansas man, 49, is  been charged with bestiality after getting caught on GOpro camera having sex with a family’s pet DONKEY. Jeromy Jones of Paranologies, had been spending a little to much time in the family’s barn.

One particular night A family member noticed hearing heavy repetitive breathing and had figured his foal was in labor. To there surprise, the only one panting was Jeromy Jones At this time it was not clear, if the ass enjoyed it, but Jeromy made alleged statements, that he has enjoyed the family donkey for over ten years.

Here Wilbur: You may have your tail back now.

When Jeromy was enthralled into the donkey’s ass. A family member noticed the donkeys hind legs were shackled and the donkeys tail, was tied up and away from it’s natural positioning.

The family member really had wanted to know, out of there two donkeys, why did Jeromy choose the male donkey?

What ever the case A new equipment owner is to be publicly announced and Jeromy, has allegedly stated he will be retiring soon from farm life.And will be getting deeper into making his said faulty paranormal equipment.

When Jeromy was asked about his donkey adventures, he had also stated, he enjoys doing chickens as well. How ever he does prefer donkeys.

Male donkeys that is.