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Florida man kills imaginary friend, not to happy with M.R Happy!

Florida resident Geof Gaylord walked into the Florida authorities and pleaded for the death penalty. He went on to give his statements that he killed his imaginary friend M.R. Happy.Apparently Geof was not to happy about M.R happy, because he was sloppy, would not clean up after himself and left many messes around their home.

So Geof Gaylord enters the Sheriffs office turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend. He went on to describe that he had stabbed M.R Happy repeatedly with a butcher knife, he said he cut up his body and buried the evidence in his back yard.

Geof in his statements to police, spoke of their relationship being on the rocks and that he had grown unhappy with M.R Happy for what he said were several reasons.One reason was that M.R.Happy left his whiskey bottles scattered all over the place, said his room was always a mess his dolls and toys were all cluttered everywhere.

Geof Gaylord spoke of that M.R.Happy had left his drugs out every where and would not pick up his Cocaine baggies when asked to.

Apparently according to Geofs statements to police the breaking point came when M.R Happy crashed his(Geofs) car and he got the blame for it instead of Happy

In Geofs statements to police he described why he murdered his imaginary friend and stated if he had merely listened to the neighbor  woman, he could of gotten into counseling and he would not have murdered M.R Happy.Police said Gaylord was extremely intoxicated and threatened to kill police after they told him they could not give him the death penalty for his crime.

Police took Mr. Gaylord into custody and obtained a search warrant for his house, where they found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun. Gaylord was booked on multiple charges. Bail has not been set.

Apparently Geof Gaylord is now unhappy about being booked and feels his imaginary friend conned him yet again.


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Evan Jensen


MY NAME IS EVAN JENSEN A PARANORMAL EXPERT IF THERE IS SUCH A THING. I myself being involved at various aspects of the paranormal have come to realize it is a field riddled with conmen and frauds hoping to evade the public and con as many as possible. This paper I.E blog site has stopped many from doing such. It is a free site for those needing help and wishing to spread the news of there fellow con people.


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