I nearly died,exscuse the pun. There it was in plain sight.The add read one nearly used, but haunted trailer for sell. 700 bucks for a camp trailer is very reasonable. It was what was wrong with this trailer, that got me a little concerned shall we say?.
I have always wondered about the ghostly theories and haunted items. The mysteries if you will of material possessions being haunted ? this leaves me to the question, can material items have such a history, can they nearly be Demonic?
The add reads as follows” http://anchorage.craigslist.org/cto/5126844626.html
I’m selling a very gently used but very haunted trailer. I bought this trailer down in the lower 48 with the hopes of doing some camping in Alaska. Little did I know that I was also purchasing the un-dead spirit of some colonial woman, probably.
Here are some of the pros and cons to purchasing this trailer:Comfortably holds two average-sized adults and one ethereal spectre.
– The walls are mold-free and sturdy. They do bleed human blood during the witching hour. Hosts a standard heating unit, keeping you comfortable during the winter months. Though the heat occasionally shuts off, randomly, as if some immortal being were trying to avenge their death by causing your body to develop hypothermia as you slumber. Infrequently!
– Can accommodate a hot plate, but I don’t recommend alphabet soup or Alphabits cereal because your meal will wax poetic about your imminent demise or something, I never read it.